I want a bad boy for life Can you keep up?

I want a bad boy for life. I need someone to drive me crazy day and night. Naughty boys club only. You should be able to quench my thirst. I'm irresistible to any naughty boy. I am only in for good times. Strangle me with your naughty hands. You think Lindsay Lohan or Kim Kardashian are hot? Try me! Looking for a cold adventure, I am re-enacting Frozen. Can you keep up? Finding a good man is like nailing Jello to a tree I'm desperate to nail Jello to a tree! U and I could be more than just vowels! I am crazy all the time, but I get better every time you bring the antidote. I can teach you things that you can't learn in school. I can teach you how to use your tongue properly. I believe that griffins, good men and other mythical creatures exist - prove me correct, at least in one respect!